So instead I'll post this recap of what I've been up to since February 24th of this year, courtesy of all the statuses I posted on Facebook...
Today
Brittany realizes she should've typed up her MME notes sooner and sold copies. Too bad she can't do it next year.11:10pm
Brittany should really probably stop geeking out on this music, but damn. Perfect!9:14pm
Brittany is all like, "Good God. I am so tired of this right now."5:22pm
Brittany is sore from running on the beach?10:00am
Brittany is still completely twacked out. She must remember to put a curse on the folks that manufacture Diet Pepsi.2:12am
Yesterday
Brittany is completely twacked out. Weird.11:04pm
Brittany is hiding so as to avoid frustrating revision. Let them experience how damn difficult it is.7:04pm
Brittany still can't believe her dad hadn't heard about the Wii.7:56am
May 3
Brittany just gave away her weekend. Damn.1:20pm
May 2
Brittany knows better than to build castles in the sky. Even though some of them look so damn pretty.4:45pm
Brittany loves each and every one of her friends.9:22am
May 1
Brittany wonders why Paula Abdul hasn't imploded yet.10:12pm
Brittany thinks she may just play The Sims until the cleaner leaves.8:57am
April 30
Brittany has a reading problem.4:46pm
April 29
Brittany is on her way to complete relaxation.9:19pm
April 28
Brittany is going to celebrate her first essay-free evening by staying up late reading a non-school-related book. With a glass (or two) of wine.8:53pm
Brittany really wants to hear Emma say "you gave me a social disease!" Right now.2:45pm
Brittany is done. Time for bubble bath.12:56pm
Brittany loves the snazzy things Word can do with footnotes.2:37am
Brittany can't wait for Tuesday.12:33am
April 27
Brittany is amused that spark notes has a link to Domino's online order service. She loves pizza and studying. Not Dominos though.11:42pm
Brittany might be mad at the world again.5:30pm
April 26
Brittany really wants to go shopping.11:37pm
Brittany is mad facebook won't let her list her relationship status as "married to her work". Jerks.11:27am
Brittany was amazed to discover how much she missed drinking dark ale.11:20am
April 25
Brittany had such a good time. Sucks she has to iron now. How do you iron a dust ruffle?2:23pm
April 24
Brittany hurts.7:23pm
Brittany hates footnotes.3:22pm/>
Brittany just might take a nap. Or have a cigarette.2:43pm
Brittany might be on the home stretch.7:59am
Brittany loves instant coffee and cigarettes. And granola bars.3:33am
Brittany has every appliance in the kitchen running...1:34am
April 23
Brittany should stop telling herself that a glass of wine is a study aid (but it'll help her chill out and focus...).10:22pm
Brittany hates Freud again.6:22pm
April 21
Brittany thinks the only thing cooler than her new hairdo is that it was free. Word.6:11pm
April 20
Brittany is practising for something that probably won't happen.11:37pm
April 19
Brittany is still listening to the Beatles.10:26am
April 18
Brittany is bored and listening to the Beatles.6:08pm
April 17
Brittany put too much honey in. Oh well.8:42pm
Brittany finally watched it. Meh.2:12am
April 16
Brittany is completely f-ing fed up with drama queen children.9:45pm
April 15
Brittany has a crush on Eric Bana again.10:19pm
Brittany apparently cannot help but asphyxiate herself with cleaning chemicals.1:23pm
Brittany enthusiastically went for a jog. Ignorance is indeed bliss.9:09am
April 14
Brittany wishes to go beddie-bye.9:39pm
April 13
Brittany has a sore jaw. Don't make any jokes.9:47pm
April 12
Brittany is not gonna revise any more tonight. Bring on the bad movies!11:42pm
Brittany really needs to find the perfect socks for roller skating. The ones she has now just aren't cutting it.12:55pm
April 11
Brittany is going roller skating tomorrow. Weather permitting.10:14pm
Brittany wished the takeout delivery guy would hurry up already.8:55pm
Brittany has answered all of Booze Mail's booze trivia questions. And thus is bored again.2:30am
April 10
Brittany is falling back in love with mcnamara/troy.10:37pm
Brittany still has a scratchy throat from her idiocy yesterday cleaning the iron.2:37pm
April 9
Brittany wonders who the hell talked Adam Corolla into doing Dancing with the Stars. Doesn't that cancel out all his work on The Man Show?3:32pm
Brittany realized the time has come to get to work.12:06pm
April 8
Brittany is super stoked KU won.8:32pm
April 6
Brittany has been inspired to make snickerdoodles.5:35pm
April 5
Brittany fixed the plugin situation...now she just has to stay awake long enough.10:01pm
Brittany really wishes she had dayquil too.5:40pm
Brittany hopes she gets to watch KU stomp UNC. Might not be able to stay awake that late...3:44pm
Brittany feels like a real person again. Hooray for showers and toothbrushes!1:14am
April 4
Brittany feels like it's Sunday.9:25pm
April 3
Brittany is hurting. And has a kid today. And has decided to no longer be affected by the "g" word.9:57am
Brittany is hurting. And has a kid today. Rats.9:55am
April 2
Brittany is still really giggly over her awesome April Fools joke...2:00am
April 1
Brittany still has a job. Woot.10:56pm
Brittany might not have a job after tonight.4:37pm
March 31
Brittany loves George of the Jungle.8:33pm
Brittany might just be a coward.7:00pm
Brittany is no longer concerned with job performance.1:25pm
Brittany is hopefully going to get back on track. Starting with ironing. Ugh.11:33am
Brittany wishes she could find sleep.4:48am
Brittany is contemplating Nyquil.12:19am
March 30
Brittany is extraordinarily hungover after some failed beer-ritas and getting lost in Sydenham.1:31pm
March 29
Brittany doesn't know what her status is.5:36pm
March 28
Brittany is not obeying her own rules for jetlag.8:48pm
March 26
Brittany is bidding farewell to the sun...11:03pm
March 23
Brittany is a bronze goddess.9:11pm
March 19
Brittany is fervently worshipping the sun.3:54am
March 16
Brittany is getting ready to do nothing again.6:34pm
March 15
Brittany is sort of hungover and sort of sunburned. Good first day at Daweenie.7:40pm
March 13
Brittany is about to wear shorts and a tank top. God bless California.6:18pm
March 11
Brittany just had a scare. Thought the charity shop folks snuck Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat into the box for Point Break. *shudders*.8:51pm
March 10
Brittany cannot wait to get on a plane.8:33pm
March 9
Brittany would like someone to explain to her why she has a crush on Robert Carlyle.10:45pm
Brittany is going to miss Indian food.9:50pm
Brittany did not fall asleep on the bus this time. Hooray for small improvements!4:06am
March 8
Brittany can't believe she fell asleep on the bus.4:55am
March 6
Brittany is tired of attention-hungry fat cats.10:24pm
Brittany is going to read herself to sleep.10:20pm
Brittany needs to watch more football. From the privacy of her own home.10:03pm
March 5
Brittany sleepy.11:48pm
March 4
Brittany should not have turned on the office.10:00pm
Brittany is going to bed early like a good girl.8:52pm
March 3
Brittany is done with it. Thank the lord!11:06pm
Brittany is accepting applications for her circus.7:15pm
Brittany is all hopped-up on Diet Pepsi and extra cheese.12:17am
March 2
Brittany hates having last-minute revelations about homework. Oral history! Why didn't she think of it before?9:08pm
Brittany shouldn't be this amused by Freud. Arrogant bastard. Arrogant clinical charlatanic bastard.7:12pm
Brittany has run out of easy procrastination options. Options that require effort sort of defeat the purpose...1:33pm
Brittany is completely enthralled with Mr. Brookmyre. She can't believe she gets to read this for an English 101 class...1:47am
March 1
Brittany is tired from roller skating. Damn bumpy sidewalks.4:15pm
February 27
Brittany is working out the logistics of wearing her new skates everywhere.2:13pm
February 26
Brittany has a brand-new pair of roller skates. Do you have a brand-new key?6:40pm
February 25
Brittany has turned on Bill & Ted to help her write her history essay. Wyld Stallyns!1:41pm
Brittany wasted all that time on a crappy book.12:26am
February 24
Brittany really must work on essays today. Poop.11:00am
...I don't make much sense, do I?
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